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Borg Soap

Borg Soap

Resistance is futile—cleanliness is inevitable! This Borg-inspired soap blends fresh milk and cocoa butter for a deep clean. Perfect for gifting.

  • Not tested on animals
  • 2 ounces

Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.

$4.74
Borg Soap
$4.74
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Resistance is futile—cleanliness is inevitable! This Borg-inspired soap blends fresh milk and cocoa butter for a deep clean. Perfect for gifting.

  • Not tested on animals
  • 2 ounces

Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.