Shakespearean Insults Towel

Set the table and sharpen your wit! The Shakespearean Insults Towel serves up 34 of the Bard’s best high-brow, low-brow taunts—perfect for roasting dinner guests with Elizabethan flair. No need to remove your shoes to count them all!

• 100% cotton
• Quick-drying
• Hanging loop
• 17.25 x 25.5 inches

Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.