Somebody Shoot Me Christmas Card
To me, Christmas means cooking up a feast for family and friends... an endless, numbing day of scrubbing, grating, peeling, chopping, dicing, and slicing, until my fingers bleed, and like a tortured slave, my mind spirals into a dark psychic pit of hell where the voices in my head begin screaming "Shoot me, just fucking shoot me!"
Inside reads: 'Tis the Season!
- Comes with a coordinating envelope
- 4.5 x 6.75 inches
NobleWorks brings the laughs with irreverent, crass, and hilariously inappropriate greeting cards, daring to push the limits of good taste.
Original: $5.06
-70%$5.06
$1.52
Description
To me, Christmas means cooking up a feast for family and friends... an endless, numbing day of scrubbing, grating, peeling, chopping, dicing, and slicing, until my fingers bleed, and like a tortured slave, my mind spirals into a dark psychic pit of hell where the voices in my head begin screaming "Shoot me, just fucking shoot me!"
Inside reads: 'Tis the Season!
- Comes with a coordinating envelope
- 4.5 x 6.75 inches
NobleWorks brings the laughs with irreverent, crass, and hilariously inappropriate greeting cards, daring to push the limits of good taste.
