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Wash of Khan Soap

Wash of Khan Soap

The Wash of Khan is a botanically scented soap worthy of a captain—or a conqueror. Fresh bayberry cleanses away the grit of Ceti Alpha V.

  • Not tested on animals
  • 2 ounces

Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.

$4.74
Wash of Khan Soap
$4.74
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The Wash of Khan is a botanically scented soap worthy of a captain—or a conqueror. Fresh bayberry cleanses away the grit of Ceti Alpha V.

  • Not tested on animals
  • 2 ounces

Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.